Create a private podcast feed

I’ve gotten into the habit of listening to spoken podcasts at a reasonably high speed using Smart Speed in Overcast. I’ve a few directories of sound files I’d like to listen to in Overcast, but that Overcast can’t directly import from an existing RSS feed, e.g.:

I needed a way to create a private RSS feed available only to myself, or at least not publicly available out to the whole wide world.

Listening to episode 10 of Cortex I heard several suggestions. The best & simplest of which involves a simple Ruby script to process a directory in Dropbox: